Professional Dog Waste Removal.

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(346) 820-5005
TurdPatrolhq@icloud.com

Take Back Your Backyard.

At Turd Patrol, we keep your yard clean and usable with reliable waste removal. We scoop, bag, and haul it away—leaving you with a safe, odor-free yard your family can enjoy.

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Got one big dog that eats like a linebacker —or a couple of little ones that think your yard is their personal porta potty? You let them out here and there, but by Friday the lawn looks like a crime scene. We’ll swoop in and clear the yard.

$20

$20 per week, $64 per 4 weeks.

$30

$30 per week, $96 per 4 weeks.

If you’ve got 2-3 dogs, congratulations: you basically run a kennel now. Walking them all at once? Not happening unless you’ve got octopus arms. Twice-a-week service keeps the yard under control.

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$45

$45 per week or $144 per 4 weeks.

This one’s for the 3-4 dog households, or for folks who just admit: “Yeah, I don’t walk them as much as I should.” Don’t worry—we’re not here to judge, we’re here to scoop. Three times a week means your yard stays fresh, your shoes stay clean.

Let Us Handle Your Crap!

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FAQs

What areas in Katy, TX do you cover?

Currently Serving the Sunterra Community in Katy, TX. Nearby communities maybe considered.

How Long does the service take?

Service lasts 15-25 minutes for a full sweep and haul away of waste. We ensure your gate is locked at the end of our service for your dogs safety.